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Private investigator, [[Gingerbread Jake]] is sitting in his office drinking egg nog when the phone rings. An unknown woman on the phone tells him briefly that something had happened and he is required. [[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] appears to know her. He assumes her brevity is due to dealings with a previous event, 'the Blitzen Incident' and her associated bad feelings. He writes *Murder* and *North Pole* on a piece of paper on his desk and tells her he'll get the next sleigh over.
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Private investigator, [[Steam Winter 2015:Characters#Gingerbread Jake|Gingerbread Jake]], is sitting in his office drinking eggnog when the phone rings. An unknown woman on the phone that Jake appears to know tells him briefly that something had happened and he is required. He assumes her brevity is due to dealings with a previous event, 'the Blitzen Incident', and her associated bad feelings. He writes ''Murder'' and ''North Pole'' on a piece of paper on his desk and tells her he'll get the next sleigh over.
In the next panel, [[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] is at the North Pole. He sees Santa's Workshop closed off with 'police tape' and some evidence markers on the floor. He realises that [[Mrs. Claus]] (the woman on the phone) was not angry, but scared.
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In the next panel, Jake is at the North Pole. He sees Santa's Workshop closed off with 'police tape' and some evidence markers on the floor. He realises that [[Steam Winter 2015:Characters#Mrs. Claus|Mrs. Claus]] (the woman on the phone) was not angry, but scared.
  
 
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[[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] stands over the body of a deceased elf inside the workshop as he takes notes in his notepad. We learn that the victim is [[Zippy]]. Jake knows he is 'no angel' but ruminates that he doesn't deserve to be murdered. The body appears to have been stabbed with candy canes. Another, distraught elf leaps forward to his companion in grief. Jake decides it is time to start investigating murder suspects.
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Jake stands over the body of a deceased elf inside the workshop as he takes notes in his notepad. We learn that the victim is named [[Steam Winter 2015:Characters#Zippy|Zippy]]. Jake knows he is 'no angel' but ruminates that he doesn't deserve to be murdered. The body appears to have been stabbed with candy canes. Another, distraught elf leaps forward to his companion in grief. Jake decides it is time to start investigating murder suspects.
  
 
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[[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] begins his questioning of the other elves. He asks [[Monte]] about his presumed gambling addiction. Monte responds that since [[Cinnamon]]( took the kids, he had sworn to never set his eyes on ''Vixen'' again.
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Jake begins his questioning of the other elves. He asks an elf named [[Steam Winter 2015:Characters#Monte|Monte]] about his presumed gambling addiction. Monte responds that since [[Steam Winter 2015:Characters#Cinnamon|Cinammon]] took the kids, he had sworn to never set his eyes on "Vixen" again.
  
[[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] visits [[Blase]] in his art gallery. Blase tells [[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] he has not spoken to Zippy since he trashed his gallery while inebriated on pruno. Upon [[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] suggesting that this must have made him mad, Blase responds that he expresses himself through his art and references his latest piece, "Snowman Artiste is a Red Herring".
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Jake visits [[Steam Winter 2015:Characters#Blase|Blase]] in his art gallery. Blase tells Jake he has not spoken to Zippy since he trashed his gallery while inebriated on pruno. Upon Jake suggesting that this must have made him mad, Blase responds that he expresses himself through his art and references his latest piece, "Snowman Artiste is a Red Herring".
  
With no good leads, [[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] visits [[Sparkles]] at her bakery. She informs him that he was sweet to his girlfriend and bought her cupcakes every week. [[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] asks where he can find this girlfriend and Cupcake directs him to, [[Holly]], who sings at the Mistletoe Lounge.
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With no good leads, Jake visits [[Steam Winter 2015:Characters#Sparkles|Sparkles]] at her bakery. She informs him that he was sweet to his girlfriend and bought her cupcakes every week. Jake asks where he can find this girlfriend and Cupcake directs him to, [[Steam Winter 2015:Characters#Holly|Holly]], who sings at the Mistletoe Lounge.
  
[[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] walks into the Mistletoe Lounge and seats himself. He watches Holly performing a song and can instinctively tell she is 'trouble'.
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Jake walks into the Mistletoe Lounge and seats himself. He watches Holly performing a song and can instinctively tell she is 'trouble'.
  
 
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[[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] is seated with a drink in front of a crime board filled with the clues. He appears to speak to himself, stating that he 'knew Holly was hiding something' and mentions the number of enemies that [[Zippy]] had. [[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] states that in order to find the truth, he would need to make a deal with the devil, [[Twinkle]].  
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Jake is seated with a drink in front of a crime board filled with the clues. He appears to speak to himself, stating that he 'knew Holly was hiding something' and mentions the number of enemies that Zippy had. Jake states that in order to find the truth, he would need to make a deal with the devil, [[Steam Winter 2015:Characters#Twinkle|Twinkle]].  
  
On the crime board, a number of clues of the murder feature prominently, including: a picture of Holly, a copy of the [[Steam_Winter_2015:Clues#Blitzen_Incident|Blizten Incident]] case file, a photograph of the [[Black Ice Boys]], a photograph of [[Twinkle]], the Mistletoe Lounge, a calendar with the date, a Chinese New Year envelope, and a red herring fish.
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On the crime board, a number of clues of the murder feature prominently, including: a picture of Holly, a copy of the [[Steam_Winter_2015:Clues#Blitzen_Incident|Blitzen Incident]] case file, a photograph of the [[Steam Winter 2015:Characters#The Black Ice Boys|Black Ice Boys]], a photograph of Twinkle, the Mistletoe Lounge, a calendar with the date, a Chinese New Year envelope, and a red herring fish.
  
 
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Although, the club is not a well-kept secret, it exists due to a deal known as the Red Christmas Armistice. In it, [[Twinkle]] agreed to keep his nose clean in return for Santa ignoring minor infractions. [[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] heads to [[Twinkle]]'s club, and gives the bouncer the password, [[Steam_Winter_2015:Clues#Hot_toddies_and_maseratis|'Hot toddies and maseratis']] to gain entrance. [[Twinkle]] mentions that he has not spoken to [[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] since the Blitzen Incident. [[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] speaks to [[Twinkle]] of the crime and requests his help. In return for [[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] asking using 'please', [[Twinkle]] agrees to give [[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] his help.
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Although the club is not a well-kept secret, it exists due to a deal known as the Red Christmas Armistice. In it, Twinkle agreed to keep his nose clean in return for Santa ignoring minor infractions. Jake heads to Twinkle's club, and gives the bouncer the password, [[Steam_Winter_2015:Clues#Hot_toddies_and_maseratis|'Hot toddies and maseratis']] to gain entrance. Twinkle mentions that he has not spoken to Jake since the Blitzen Incident. Jake speaks to Twinkle of the crime and requests his help. In return for Jake asking using 'please', Twinkle agrees to give Jake his help.
  
 
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  '''Narrator:''' TWINKL'S CLUB WAS THE WORST KEPT SECRET IN THE NORTH POLE.
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  '''Narrator:''' TWINKLE'S CLUB WAS THE WORST KEPT SECRET IN THE NORTH POLE.
  '''Doorman:''' WHATS THE PASSWORD.
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  '''Doorman:''' WHATS THE PASSWORD?
 
  '''Jake:''' HOT TODDIES AND MASERATIS.  
 
  '''Jake:''' HOT TODDIES AND MASERATIS.  
 
  '''Narrator:''' BUT THANKS TO THE RED CHRISTMAS ARMISTICE, TWINKLE VOWED TO KEEP HIS NOSE CLEAN, AND SANTA AGREED TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY ON MINOR INFRACTIONS.
 
  '''Narrator:''' BUT THANKS TO THE RED CHRISTMAS ARMISTICE, TWINKLE VOWED TO KEEP HIS NOSE CLEAN, AND SANTA AGREED TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY ON MINOR INFRACTIONS.
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Outside [[Twinkle]]'s club, [[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] is approached by the Black Ice Boys brandishing weapons.
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Outside Twinkle's club, Jake is approached by the Black Ice Boys brandishing weapons.
  
 
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Santa is searching his desk for the nice list, which seems to be missing, while waiting for [[Rhombus]]. [[Taffy]] bursts in holding an elf hostage. With a shove, he releases the elf and demands that Santa close his workshop. Taffy gives Santa a deadline of three days to close up shop before he begins 'stacking bodies'.
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Santa is searching his desk for the 'nice' list, which seems to be missing, while waiting for [[Steam Winter 2015:Characters#Rhombus|Rhombus]]. [[Steam Winter 2015:Characters#Taffy|Taffy]] bursts in holding an elf hostage. With a shove, he releases the elf and demands that Santa close his workshop. Taffy gives Santa a deadline of three days to close up shop before he begins 'stacking bodies'.
  
 
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  '''Taffy:''' WHAT'S A MATTER FAT MAN?
 
  '''Taffy:''' WHAT'S A MATTER FAT MAN?
 
  '''Santa:''' LET HIM GO TAFFY.
 
  '''Santa:''' LET HIM GO TAFFY.
  '''Tafyy:''' OR WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA PUT COAL IN MY STOCKINGS? YOU'RE NOT GIVING THE ORDERS ANYMORE OLD MAN.
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  '''Taffy:''' OR WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA PUT COAL IN MY STOCKINGS? YOU'RE NOT GIVING THE ORDERS ANYMORE OLD MAN.
 
  '''Santa:''' PLEASE TAFFY. IT'S ME YOU WANT... YOU DON'T NEED TO HURT ANYONE ELSE.
 
  '''Santa:''' PLEASE TAFFY. IT'S ME YOU WANT... YOU DON'T NEED TO HURT ANYONE ELSE.
 
  '''Taffy:''' GET OUTTA HERE SHORTBREAD.
 
  '''Taffy:''' GET OUTTA HERE SHORTBREAD.
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[[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] rests in a hospital bed with a copy of a file in his hand and a magazine called New Detective on the nightstand. Holly sits on the side of the bed, a candy cane dangling loosely in her hand. She discloses to [[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] that she is a mole for the South Pole sent to get close to Zippy. [[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] is unsure if her confession is sincere or if she is setting him up for the fall.
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Jake rests in a hospital bed with a copy of a file in his hand and a magazine called New Detective on the nightstand. Holly sits on the side of the bed, a candy cane dangling loosely in her hand. She discloses to Jake that she is a mole for the South Pole sent to get close to Zippy. Jake is unsure if her confession is sincere or if she is setting him up for the fall.
  
 
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On New Years' Eve, [[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] has his left arm in a cast, signed with the words 'Get better' and a kiss. Under the influence of painkillers, he hatches a plan to get Mrs. Claus back. He calls on Twinkle for gear, Santa for muscle, and Holly for information.
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On New Years' Eve, Jake has his left arm in a cast, signed with the words 'Get better' and a kiss. Under the influence of painkillers, he hatches a plan to get Mrs. Claus back. He calls on Twinkle for gear, Santa for muscle, and Holly for information.
  
 
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Santa, [[Gingerbread Jake|Jake]] and Holly take the fight to the Black Ice Boys, but it appears that Holly was carried off by Taffy.
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Santa, Jake and Holly take the fight to the Black Ice Boys, but it appears that Holly was carried off by Taffy.
  
 
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  '''Narrator:''' WE HIT 'EM HARD AND FAST, AND IN NO TIME THE BLACK ICE BOY'S WERE ON THE RUN.
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  '''Narrator:''' WE HIT 'EM HARD AND FAST, AND IN NO TIME THE BLACK ICE BOYS WERE ON THE RUN.
 
  '''Narrator:''' FOR A HOT MINUTE I THOUGHT IT WAS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE... BUT I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER.
 
  '''Narrator:''' FOR A HOT MINUTE I THOUGHT IT WAS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE... BUT I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER.
 
  '''Narrator:''' MIRACLES DON'T HAPPEN FOR GUYS LIKE ME.
 
  '''Narrator:''' MIRACLES DON'T HAPPEN FOR GUYS LIKE ME.
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  '''Narrator:''' BUT I'LL STOP HIM.
 
  '''Narrator:''' BUT I'LL STOP HIM.
 
  '''Narrator:''' CAUSE I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN.
 
  '''Narrator:''' CAUSE I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN.
 
  
 
== Comic pages in other languages ==
 
== Comic pages in other languages ==
 
[http://pastebin.com/AGkA681m Pastebin with links]
 
[http://pastebin.com/AGkA681m Pastebin with links]
 
  
 
== Last Year's Comic ==
 
== Last Year's Comic ==
 
Can be viewed on [http://steamcommunity.com/auction/comic steam's website].
 
Can be viewed on [http://steamcommunity.com/auction/comic steam's website].

Latest revision as of 21:27, 1 March 2017

Cover page of the North Pole Noir comic


North Pole Noir

North Pole Noir is a comic that was released throughout the Steam Winter Sale 2015. A new page was released daily during the sale, until 11 pages were available. See the page summaries below, or visit the original comic pages on the Steam site.

Cover Page (Original)

December 22nd, 2015

Clue:Hitman Barcode: 094050999014715

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Plot

Cover page. No plot to speak of.

Transcript

DEC 2015
A STEAM®  POWERED PRODUCTION
GINGERBREAD JAKE IN
"NORTHPOLE NOIR"

Cover Page (Updated)

December 24th, 2015

Clue:Hitman Barcode: 094050999014715

Day 1

December 22nd, 2015

Clue:"Blitzen Incident"

Comic day 1 english.jpg

Plot

Private investigator, Gingerbread Jake, is sitting in his office drinking eggnog when the phone rings. An unknown woman on the phone that Jake appears to know tells him briefly that something had happened and he is required. He assumes her brevity is due to dealings with a previous event, 'the Blitzen Incident', and her associated bad feelings. He writes Murder and North Pole on a piece of paper on his desk and tells her he'll get the next sleigh over. In the next panel, Jake is at the North Pole. He sees Santa's Workshop closed off with 'police tape' and some evidence markers on the floor. He realises that Mrs. Claus (the woman on the phone) was not angry, but scared.

Transcript

Narrator: I WAS TWO CARTONS DEEP INTO THE 'NOG WHEN I GOT THE CALL.
Jake (on phone): UNDERSTOOD MA'AM... I'LL BE ON THE NEXT SLEIGH OVER.
Narrator: THE MISSUS WOULDN'T GET INTO DETAILS OVER THE PHONE, I JUST ASSUMED THERE WAS STILL BAD BLOOD AFTER "THE BLITZEN INCIDENT."
[Jake writes on paper]: MURDER / NORTH POLE
Narrator: BUT ONCE I GOT TO THE WORKSHOP I REALIZED THAT MRS. CLAUS WASN'T ANGRY...
Narrator: ...SHE WAS SCARED.

Day 2

December 23rd, 2015

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Plot

Jake stands over the body of a deceased elf inside the workshop as he takes notes in his notepad. We learn that the victim is named Zippy. Jake knows he is 'no angel' but ruminates that he doesn't deserve to be murdered. The body appears to have been stabbed with candy canes. Another, distraught elf leaps forward to his companion in grief. Jake decides it is time to start investigating murder suspects.

Transcript

Narrator: CHRISTMAS EVE. THE WORKSHOP REEKED OF SNICKERDOODLES AND DEATH. ZIPPY WAS NO ANGEL, BUT HE DIDN'T DESERVE THIS...
Narrator: TIME TO ROUND UP SOME SUSPECTS.

Day 3

December 24th, 2015

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Plot

Jake begins his questioning of the other elves. He asks an elf named Monte about his presumed gambling addiction. Monte responds that since Cinammon took the kids, he had sworn to never set his eyes on "Vixen" again.

Jake visits Blase in his art gallery. Blase tells Jake he has not spoken to Zippy since he trashed his gallery while inebriated on pruno. Upon Jake suggesting that this must have made him mad, Blase responds that he expresses himself through his art and references his latest piece, "Snowman Artiste is a Red Herring".

With no good leads, Jake visits Sparkles at her bakery. She informs him that he was sweet to his girlfriend and bought her cupcakes every week. Jake asks where he can find this girlfriend and Cupcake directs him to, Holly, who sings at the Mistletoe Lounge.

Jake walks into the Mistletoe Lounge and seats himself. He watches Holly performing a song and can instinctively tell she is 'trouble'.

Transcript

Narrator: MONTE LIKED TO PLAY REINDEER GAMES... MAYBE SOMEONE WAS LOOKING TO COLLECT
Jake: MERRY CHRISTMAS MONTE, HOW'S THE TRACK BEEN TREATING YOU?
Monte: COME ON JAKE, YOU KNOW AFTER CINNAMON TOOK THE KIDS I SWORE TO NEVER SET EYES ON VIXEN AGAIN.
Narrator: BLASE AND ZIPPY HAD A COMPLICATED PAST...
Blase: I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO ZIPPY SINCE HE DESTROYED MY GALLERY IN A PRUNO-FUELLED RAGE.
Jake: THAT MUST HAVE MADE YOU MAD.
Blase: I EXPRESS MY FEELINGS THROUGH ART... THIS ONE IS CALLED "SNOWMAN ARTISTE IS A RED HERRING."
Narrator: I KNEW I WAS BEING STONEWALLED... BUT AT LEAST ONE ELF WAS WILLING TO TELL IT TO ME STRAIGHT.
Ms Cupcake: I KNEW HE HAD A BAD REP, BUT ZIPPY WAS A SWEETHEART - HE CAME IN EVERY WEEK TO ORDER A BOX OF CUPCAKES FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND.
Jake: WHERE CAN I FIND HER?
Ms Cupcake: HOLLY? SHE SINGS AT THE MISTLETOE LOUNGE.
Narrator: SHE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO SING "SANTA BABY" FOR ME TO KNOW SHE WAS TROUBLE.


Day 4

December 25th, 2015

Comic day 4 english.jpg

Plot

Jake is seated with a drink in front of a crime board filled with the clues. He appears to speak to himself, stating that he 'knew Holly was hiding something' and mentions the number of enemies that Zippy had. Jake states that in order to find the truth, he would need to make a deal with the devil, Twinkle.

On the crime board, a number of clues of the murder feature prominently, including: a picture of Holly, a copy of the Blitzen Incident case file, a photograph of the Black Ice Boys, a photograph of Twinkle, the Mistletoe Lounge, a calendar with the date, a Chinese New Year envelope, and a red herring fish.

Transcript

Narrator: I KNEW HOLLY WAS HIDING SOMETHING...
Narrator: BUT I COULD SAY THE SAME FOR ALMOST EVERY ELF IN TOWN. 
Narrator: THE FACT WAS THAT I COULD THROW A GUMDROP AND FIND SOMEONE WHO DREAMED OF KILLING ZIPPY.
Narrator: IF I WANTED TO FIND THE TRUTH I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL...
Narrator: I WAS GOING TO HAVE A TALK WITH TWINKLE.


Day 5

December 26th, 2015

Clue:Entering Code: Hot toddies and maseratis

Comic day 5 english.jpg

Plot Although the club is not a well-kept secret, it exists due to a deal known as the Red Christmas Armistice. In it, Twinkle agreed to keep his nose clean in return for Santa ignoring minor infractions. Jake heads to Twinkle's club, and gives the bouncer the password, 'Hot toddies and maseratis' to gain entrance. Twinkle mentions that he has not spoken to Jake since the Blitzen Incident. Jake speaks to Twinkle of the crime and requests his help. In return for Jake asking using 'please', Twinkle agrees to give Jake his help.

Transcript

Narrator: TWINKLE'S CLUB WAS THE WORST KEPT SECRET IN THE NORTH POLE.
Doorman: WHATS THE PASSWORD?
Jake: HOT TODDIES AND MASERATIS. 
Narrator: BUT THANKS TO THE RED CHRISTMAS ARMISTICE, TWINKLE VOWED TO KEEP HIS NOSE CLEAN, AND SANTA AGREED TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY ON MINOR INFRACTIONS.
Twinkle: JAKE. HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE BLITZEN INCIDENT.
Jake: YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE.
Twinkle: NO TIME FOR SMALL TALK? IF YOU'RE GOING TO ASK ME FOR A FAVOR YOU COULD AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE MY FRIEND.
Jake: WHY WASTE EITHER OF OUR TIME? BESIDES, SMART MONEY SAYS YOU'RE BEHIND THIS, I THINK YOU'D BE PRETTY EAGER TO CLEAR YOUR NAME.
Twinkle: IF YOU REALLY THOUGH I WAS A SUSPECT YOU WOULDA COME HERE FIRST. LOOK, IF YOU WANT MY HELP JUST BE A GOOD LITTLE BOY AND SAY "PLEASE" AND I'LL TELL YOU WANT TO KNOW.
Jake: PLEASE HELP ME.
Narrator: TWINKLE MAY BE A BASTARD, BUT HIS WORD WAS ALWAYS GOOD: WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME FOR THE NEWS HE GAVE ME.
Narrator: TURNS OUT I WASN'T THE ONLY OUT OF TOWN GUEST IN THE NP... SANTA HAD SOME UNWANTED VISITORS FROM THE SOUTH POLE.

Day 6

December 27th, 2015

Comic day 6 english.jpg

Plot

Outside Twinkle's club, Jake is approached by the Black Ice Boys brandishing weapons.

Transcript

Narrator: I WAS BARELY OUTSIDE OF TWINKLE'S CLUB WHEN THEY CAME FOR ME. WISH I CLOUD SAY THAT I GAVE AS GOOD AS I GOT - THAT I BEAT 'EM SO BAD THAT THEY WENT RUNNING FAST AS THEY COULD TO THE SOUTH POLE.
Narrator: BUT THIS IS THE REAL WORLD...

Day 7

December 28th, 2015

Comic day 7 english.jpg

Plot

Santa is searching his desk for the 'nice' list, which seems to be missing, while waiting for Rhombus. Taffy bursts in holding an elf hostage. With a shove, he releases the elf and demands that Santa close his workshop. Taffy gives Santa a deadline of three days to close up shop before he begins 'stacking bodies'.

Transcript

Santa: THANKS FOR COMING SO QUICKLY RHOMBUS, I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND THE NICE -
Santa: LIST...
Taffy: WHAT'S A MATTER FAT MAN?
Santa: LET HIM GO TAFFY.
Taffy: OR WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA PUT COAL IN MY STOCKINGS? YOU'RE NOT GIVING THE ORDERS ANYMORE OLD MAN.
Santa: PLEASE TAFFY. IT'S ME YOU WANT... YOU DON'T NEED TO HURT ANYONE ELSE.
Taffy: GET OUTTA HERE SHORTBREAD.
Taffy: YOU HAVE 3 DAYS TO CLOSE UP SHOP AND LEAVE THE NORTH POLE... AFTER THAT MY BOYS START STACKING PEOPLE.

Day 8

December 29th, 2015

Comic day 8 english.jpg

Plot

Jake rests in a hospital bed with a copy of a file in his hand and a magazine called New Detective on the nightstand. Holly sits on the side of the bed, a candy cane dangling loosely in her hand. She discloses to Jake that she is a mole for the South Pole sent to get close to Zippy. Jake is unsure if her confession is sincere or if she is setting him up for the fall.

Transcript

Narrator: THE FROSTING WAS STILL DRYING ON MY ARM WHEN HOLLY CAME TO SPILL THE BEANS... TURNS OUT SHE WAS A MOLE FOR THE SOUTH POLE SENT TO GET CLOSE TO ZIPPY.
Narrator: THE TIMING OF HER CHANGE OF HEART SEEMED A LITTLE CONVENIENT...
Narrator: EITHER SHE WAS HEDGING HER BETS OR SHE WAS SETTING ME UP FOR THE FALL.

Day 9

December 30th, 2015

Comic day 9 english.jpg

Plot

In a sleigh, Mrs. Claus instructs her coachman to take her to the black site. The reindeer pulling the sleigh appears to have a bright red nose, indicating that it is possibly Rudolph. There is a string of Christmas lights strung between two evergreen trees. The reindeer trips on the lights, overturning the sleigh. A penguin greets Mrs. Claus sinisterly.

Transcript

Narrator: THE NORTH POLE TUNDRA
Mrs. Claus: TAKE ME TO THE LATEST BLACKSITE.
Coachman: OF COURSE MA'AM.
Taffy: HELLO MRS. CLAUS...

Day 10

December 31th, 2015

Comic day 10 english.jpg

Plot

On New Years' Eve, Jake has his left arm in a cast, signed with the words 'Get better' and a kiss. Under the influence of painkillers, he hatches a plan to get Mrs. Claus back. He calls on Twinkle for gear, Santa for muscle, and Holly for information.

Transcript

Narrator: NEW YEAR'S EVE. I WAS DOWN ONE ARM AND SEEING SUGAR PLUM FAIRIES FROM ALL THE PAINKILLERS I WAS ON. 
Narrator: IF I WAS GOING TO GET MRS. CLAUS BACK I WAS GOING TO NEED SOME HELP.
Narrator: TWINKLE WOULD PROVIDE THE GEAR.
Narrator: SANTA'S THE MUSCLE...
Narrator: HOLLY THE INFORMATION.
Narrator: WE WERE READY TO TAKE THE FIGHT TO TAFFY.

Day 11

January 1st, 2016

Comic day 11 english.jpg

Plot

Santa, Jake and Holly take the fight to the Black Ice Boys, but it appears that Holly was carried off by Taffy.

Transcript

Narrator: WE HIT 'EM HARD AND FAST, AND IN NO TIME THE BLACK ICE BOYS WERE ON THE RUN.
Narrator: FOR A HOT MINUTE I THOUGHT IT WAS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE... BUT I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER.
Narrator: MIRACLES DON'T HAPPEN FOR GUYS LIKE ME.

Day 12

January 2nd, 2016

Comic day 12 english.jpg

Plot

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Transcript

Narrator: WE SAID SOME KIND LIES... "IT'LL BE FINE"", "IT'LL BE OKAY..."
Narrator: BUT WE BOTH KNEW THE TRUTH. SAVING THE DAY COMES AT A COST.
Narrator: AND THERE WAS STILL A PENGUIN OUT THERE THAT NEEDED TO PAY UP.
Narrator: ONE THOUGHT WAS GOING THOUGH MY MIND... 
Narrator: THAT SONOFABITCH CAN RUN AS FAST AS HE CAN... 
Narrator: BUT I'LL STOP HIM.
Narrator: CAUSE I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN.

Comic pages in other languages

Pastebin with links

Last Year's Comic

Can be viewed on steam's website.